So a scheme has been developed to knit Gabe Saporta some Jayne hats, because he's a crazy psycopath and I want to see him in a dorkass knitted hat before I die.



I was digging through my pictures and found a bunch of photos from back when I went to Chicago, so y'all are getting a mini-picspam of those, because Chicago is a beautiful city. New York is shine and intimidating, and Vegas is sparkle and fun and doing the things you want to do, but Chicago is a place I would really like to live someday. Perhaps I shall.



Okay, now that I've inflicted you all with my madness and mediocre photography skills, I want to know the weirdest thing you ever saw on a vacation. I just got back from Vegas and saw some pretty weird things, and I'm curious if that happens in cities with a lower percentage of Elvis per capita.