Sometimes I wish I had a bigger chest, but the only other option in my immediate genetic heritage is my great-grandmother. She was petite, blonde, and ridiculously curvy, and when she got old she had calluses from her bra straps on her shoulders. There is no fun in that, ever. So I settle for being skinny.

Boo for storms! It's not storming here, but it's going to cool down from 70s to 50s the next few days. Yuck.