Watch it for Brian Molko and his ridiculous platform boots and camp-as-hell clapping. Or, y'know, for Ewan bloody McGregor. Truefax: I have never actually seen that movie, even though I first heard about it maybe a year ago.

I'll probably send the Brian Molko clip to my friend with the movie-pirate brother, she'll obtain the whole film, and I can watch it comfortably with my friends and sans parents. I AM SO CUNNING SRSLY.