Burn them. Then suck the resultant demon-vapors into a vaccuum, draw a picture of the Virgin Mary on the front, and sell it on EBay as an object of reverence. Sit back and watch as the buyers freak out, as a demonized vaccuum-powered Virgin Mary roars after them, eating the carpet and emitting a foul dust. Laugh.

Jaez, no, I'm not a rebel, I'm just clueless.