thewingedword | (no subject)

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I have another friend.

And there was rejoicing in the streets!

Male-pattern madness emerged today. Two of my friends decided that it was time to engage each other in a macho-ness contest, complete with swearing- muffled in the presence of a lady (coughhackme)- and gratuitous insulting. Some other guy, who I don't even know, keeps grabbing my wrist whenever he walks past me. I didn't think anything of it the first time, but three times is conspiracy. I haven't lost all respect for the gender for some reason, I'm sure; I just can't remember what reason it was. It will come to me.

I was terribly worried about my exam yesterday, but I got a steel trap- that is, an 85% or higher- on the multiple-choice, so I just have to worry about the essay. And worry I will.

~Kit

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Hon, you could always try popping into the chat when it's fully-loaded and saying "I'm on LJ, now friend me before I ram this pencil up your nose."

...well, that's how I got friended! Is that not a good way to go about it?

There are exactly two problems with this.

One, I'm actually quite shy.
*elbows her real-life friends, who are laughing too hard to notice*
Really!

Two, my only pencil is mechanical... with a sharp, pointy metal tip.

It'd be a shame to start the day off with such violence.