"Why toothpicks?" you ask, or rather don't, but I'll read between the lines. The answer, of course, being "toothpick bridge," that horrid construction, cursed by all physics students.

In which case, the brothers would probably not be too comfortable with each other afterwards, and spend a lot of time staring at the ground scuffing their toes in the dirt and saying, "Look, nothing happened, alright? Lets just forget about it."


That made me laugh for the first time this week, if you exclude hysterical giggles. Thanks, love.