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[thewingedword]

I am going to commit ritual suicide with toothpicks and superglue fumes.

Dammit. Why must everything fall due at once?

I love you all, but don't expect to hear a lot of me before next wednesday.

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[randombattlecry.livejournal.com]

Is it the toothpicks that make it a ritual?

I'm seeing this as a sort of cross between becoming blood brothers (oooh, alliteration) and old-style circumcision. In which case, the brothers would probably not be too comfortable with each other afterwards, and spend a lot of time staring at the ground scuffing their toes in the dirt and saying, "Look, nothing happened, alright? Lets just forget about it."

Which is sort of what suicide is like. Right?

[monjinator.livejournal.com]

Dammit. Why must everything fall due at once?

I hear you! *sympathizes* It's the same here. It must be that time of the semester...

[kitaloon.livejournal.com]

"Why toothpicks?" you ask, or rather don't, but I'll read between the lines. The answer, of course, being "toothpick bridge," that horrid construction, cursed by all physics students.

In which case, the brothers would probably not be too comfortable with each other afterwards, and spend a lot of time staring at the ground scuffing their toes in the dirt and saying, "Look, nothing happened, alright? Lets just forget about it."


That made me laugh for the first time this week, if you exclude hysterical giggles. Thanks, love.