Burn them. Then suck the resultant demon-vapors into a vaccuum, draw a picture of the Virgin Mary on the front, and sell it on EBay as an object of reverence. Sit back and watch as the buyers freak out, as a demonized vaccuum-powered Virgin Mary roars after them, eating the carpet and emitting a foul dust. Laugh.
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Date: 2005-12-15 07:02 am (UTC)Jaez, no, I'm not a rebel, I'm just clueless.