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[thewingedword]

I just slid/fell down half a flight of bare wooden stairs onto a bare concrete floor.

Ow. Ow. Owww...

Oh, and Ran? I was wearing those same, too-long pants. You can't deny the evidence; they're out to get me.

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[randombattlecry.livejournal.com]

Burn them. Then suck the resultant demon-vapors into a vaccuum, draw a picture of the Virgin Mary on the front, and sell it on EBay as an object of reverence. Sit back and watch as the buyers freak out, as a demonized vaccuum-powered Virgin Mary roars after them, eating the carpet and emitting a foul dust. Laugh.

Jaez, no, I'm not a rebel, I'm just clueless.